I wish you all the most beautiful things,
Happiest:
Health - chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is endless,
Youth is eternal,
Smiles - strawberry!
And life will be easier.
Everyone watch! Very funny!
Happy Birthday! Success in work, pleasant weather, pure, tender and repeated love, children of different sexes, coats that fit their figure, neighbors in the compartment who do not drink or smoke, silky hair, snow-white teeth, wealthy husbands, gentle sponsors, smart lovers, spouses in law , mothers-in-law living in another region, submissive daughters-in-law, washed dishes, husbands who do not snore and are shaved at night, colleagues who are not fixated only on grandmothers, enemies of the weak, enemies of the very weak, dinners in bed, polar impressions and ... ... these .... well, in general, that......regular
3.
I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then -. have sex
Benefits of Enjoying Life
. And zealously have sex
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up on age! —
Getting old, but having sex!
... It’s time, perhaps, to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex.
Tough - watch to the end!
I wish you great health,
So that your chest does not hang like a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do it for you.
And early in the morning at dawn,
When you don't have the strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm clock, damn it,
And wild sex woke you up.
5.
So that breasts like Irene Ferrari,
And a butt like J.Lo's.
So that the men open their mouths,
They drove us around in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown at your feet,
And every day they swore love
And in boutiques so that they dress,
Anyone fulfilled a whim.
So that the sex is awesome until dawn,
It seemed like there was always money,
Vacation in Egypt all summer,
And go to Turkey in winter.
In Ibiza to hang out,
So that men swear love
(I wish I could repeat myself).
In short, let everything go to hell!
I wish you on your birthday
elite clothes and machines,
Always pleasant excitement,
And there is no end to men,
So that a manicure is always in order,
And appearance is pure ideal,
In love, let it be only sweet,
May everyone look up to you!
One bottle, two bottles!
Happy birthday Friend!
Let there NOT be a hole in Life
Your Pocket is Full!
Three bottles and four...
We are already sailing with you,
SO THAT TOMORROW IN OUR WORLD
It WAS a very long Lights Out!
Five bottles and the sixth...
What... more could you wish for? ...
May your whole life be in sartir
It will be easy, motherfucker...
Seven on the way and the eighth...
Somehow I don’t see you...
Where have you gone? Well traitor...
I vomited... I hate it!
Funny birthday greetings.
My friend, I wish you cool parties
cheerful beautiful Ol, Mash and Irinok
Fun in winter, awesome in summer
I wish you to be fashionably stylishly dressed and
happy tickets ALWAYS AND EVERYWHERE
AND SO that friends can come to the rescue in times of trouble!
I wish you have everything in life...
... AND THE EXPECTED ADVANTAGES,
and PLEASANT SURPRISES!
Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servants,
Your own yacht!
In the center is a personal apartment,
Dress in boutiques
And only rage with fat,
And live like in your dreams!
Happy birthday, or what?
Happy holiday of the soul!
But don’t rush to grow up yet.
Be a diligent daughter
Make your mother happy more often...
Well, that's all, in short!
In general, don’t get sick!
To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
SO THAT TO EVERYONE AND EVERYWHERE
IT WAS AND WITH WHOM WHERE IT WAS!
Birthday is cool
THIS IS Kama Sutra Like
: For rapturous souls
- It’s so nice, at least dance!
Birthday is nice
Today you are the Most Important
Everyone says that
“My ears are burning all day long!”
Birthday is awesome
So it’s NOT at all in vain
WE Came to.. you Today
Because one thing
SO go crazy with pleasure -
This is just a perversion!
In general, happy birthday to you! ..
A glass... That is, I shake your hand!
13.
I wish your pocket to be full, bananas and cabbage to bloom, and smile from ear to ear, a smile suits you so well!
Citizen birthday girl! Considering that the degree of your income along the thorny path to the cemetery has approached a significant, but not critical limit, I hasten to congratulate you on the next stage passed and even more hasten to envy your permissive age. (18 years old - can purchase alcoholic beverages) May your happy summers multiply at the expense of your unlucky ones diminishing. May your personal life be restructured in the spirit of the times. May your nose always stay in the wind of change!
Today is your birthday,
This means you need to have a blast!
After all, you will have a whole year,
To have time to recover a little!
16.
Happy birthday Congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish:
To be healthy in Siberian style,
Live long in Caucasian style
Gypsy style Be cheerful
And drink vodka in Russian!
17.
Congratulations! I wish you
FORCES of male and female attention,
Develop the business to a global scale,
Cold beer in warm company.
Can we talk about female attention again...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Meet less frostbitten people in life,
Cool car and green light,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty),
Our enemies will be soaked in the toilet,
And, accordingly, peace throughout the world!
18.
Be beautiful Malvina HOW
And LIKE Cinderella Miles!
Let them love you right away
Thirty-three heroes!
19.
WHAT to wish a man on his birthday
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know genital diseases...
To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
SO that all women love you
And they warmed the soul AND the bed!
WHAT TO SAY ABOUT OUR BIRTHDAY
His face is courageous,
The heart is noble
Intelligence is powerful
Character - persistent,
Eyes are clear
The look is piercing,
The head is cooking,
Rules the wheel
He can do everything
Doesn't spare money
Today everyone loves the girl for you!
21.
I wish you on your birthday,
To be surrounded by joyful faces,
So that there is both fun and peace,
So that the husband is a king, the lover is a prince
And Money, well, just a little bit -
To a jeep, and to an apartment in the center,
So that the breasts only become larger,
A sip of love, but a hundredweight of happiness!
22.
Something has changed imperceptibly
It’s like someone has grown up exactly a year.
Why is there such a pandemonium at the door?
It's just your birthday today.
How can we congratulate you now?
We'll pull you by the ears with love,
And to your popular person
WE wish regular love!
23.
Buddy! I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with! ...
..I meant wallet
Once upon a time, God gave a person five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals -. Fifty years each. A man went to the animals so that THEY would give him a Part of their Life. And so it happened that for twenty-five years a man lives like a man, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and for the next twenty-five for years they laugh at him like he is a monkey. I want to wish you that you live at least another hundred years as a person!
25.
I wish you were like a salad! ...
... Cool peppers and cabbage!
26.
27.
On your birthday, congratulations from us are just the thing.
We send kind words. IT'S TWO
Be ahead ALL TIME -. IT'S Three
Living with everyone in friendship, in peace, seems to be four.
Never lose heart -. It's five
Multiply EVERYTHING THAT IS -. IT'S Six
Be attentive to everyone -. THIS IS SEVEN
Always being at a normal weight means eight, nine, ten.
Well, and in addition to this -
! Happiness, joy, good luck
Let your life NOT be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The key to the car is in your pocket
TV remote control waiting on the sofa
28.
Success at 7 years old is being able to wake up in a dry bed,
Success at 17 is being able to sleep with a girl,
Success at 25 is being able to find yourself a good wife,
Success at 35 is career and family,
Success at 35 is family and career,
Success at 65 is being able to sleep with a woman
Success at 85 years old -. THIS is to be able to wake up in a dry bed
I wish you (name) success in your future life.
29.
I wish you red girls,
To drive the blood through your veins,
Various wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach of love!
Let the fun of a fairy tale splash,
And let everyone understand the joke,
I won’t make eyes here,
Good luck in life awaits you!
On your birthday I wish you
May all your dreams come true,
So that men surround you,
Not March cats!
So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem more fun,
We wish you one
AND AFTER a lot of zeros!
Congratulations, hugs,
And we shout HURRAY to you!
You are Miss World, Miss Universe
And Miss This Table!
31.
There is NO downtime for glasses and forks
I stand for you today!
And then that evening came,
Beautiful cake and candles,
Decorated the holiday table,
I'm incredibly glad to meet you...
I'm raising rum
For a dear friend,
And in any scenario,
I wish you a snowstorm….
... Blizzard of happiness and steam,
Which will lead to a spouse,
And if you want it big,
Hit all the dishes with happiness...
And run around the house naked and barefoot!
33.
I wish that in your house the table is always full of food, and the bed is always full of pleasure.
I wish you the keys to the car,
May you never be sad!
And everything a man wants -
There are always beauties with curves,
More cold beer
Salted fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer,
Nothing irritated me!
35.
Health, happiness, money, buddy,
We wish! May your soul be full!
And remember: you can't argue with this,
Whatever the buddies want.
36.
Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last year?
After all, that's STILL fun
No way I left!
Let there be fewer critical days,
And more - cloudless, passionate
Let the money be in full in your bag,
! And fewer dangerous connections
Hope, health, luck and strength,
Love - without problem problems,
And so that Abramovich asks for his hand,
And life's joyful ups!
38.
Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - great!
39.
How important it is to have time for everything in life:
Plant children and give birth to a house,
And don’t forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife...
You will have all this, I know for sure,
In a different order, maybe, but that’s not the point.
Happy birthday to you today, congratulations
And I'll try to stop by tonight!
Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Aging Day.
Cannabis is not easy on the lungs,
Here's some jam for you.
41.
I wish your life is dirty and dark...
So that money is like dirt, and happiness makes your eyes dark!
So that you can achieve everything.
To make life seem more fun,
I wish you one
AND AFTER a lot of zeros!
43.
Happy birthday,
We are with you as a team.
And with all our hearts we wish
Always be so beautiful.
Let everything be in stacks
Silently, they lie down at your feet.
You must be with them
figure it out quickly.
Money for you to grab with a net,
Let everything always be a bundle.
Dear colleague
Know that we are always ready to come to your rescue...
... And the more revenue, the better!
45.
Congratulations! I wish you that every day you hurt in a different place, because, as experienced doctors say, real health is when every day it hurts in a different place...
46.
Let you argue over trifles,
You call everyone “horseradish”, “stump”,
We congratulate you, buddy,
Have a wonderful birthday!
47.
Dear (name)! Let the cognac you drink be older than the women you sleep with!
48.
Happy Birthday friend!
Of all the arts, the most important for us is BEER!
Come to our “art history circle” more often!
May you have a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!
49.
Let's put jokes aside,
It's time for great things!
Equal share for birthday
Spill it in a bottle!
I wish for your birthday,
Well, just a lot of pleasure!
Stacks, glasses, with a beer mug
And cool girlfriend
Dancing until you drop!
What, do you need anything else?
We have prepared for you a large selection of funny birthday greetings. Copy the link to this news and you will always have ideas for wishing others a happy birthday.
We really hope that our selection will be useful to you!
Funny birthday greetings
Living a great, awesome life
Unreal, incomparable,
Amazing, wonderful,
Fabulous, luxurious, cool,
Tasty, spicy, bright, passionate,
Intoxicating, amazing
With adoration, with inspiration
I wish you on your birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Let life be like jam:
Sweet, bright, very tasty
And, of course, not sad.
May luck grab you
Will shower you with wondrous joy,
Stuffs happiness into pockets -
It will be in your power.
And fate will give you luck,
Will remove your doubts
To work and sing,
I wanted to go to a new day!
I wish that WOW!
And never OXO-XO!
A little AX! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, so that it would be WOW!!!
And, so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
"WOW!" - not nonsense,
"CAN'T BE!" - it's real,
“FUCK IT!” - let it be virtually.
WOW! - so that you often surprise,
“IT’S ALL KICKED”! - was not enough
Funny birthday greetings for a man
I wish you success
More joy and laughter,
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, press on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!
I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!
May your wife be a loving one.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!
Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
Funny birthday greetings to a woman
Close your eyes today
Put on a new dress,
Waiting for a miracle, a fairy tale
Spend this whole day.
Let it knock for joy
Your heart is tender.
Let everything happen today
What a long time you have been waiting for.
Give free rein to your whims -
This is possible on your birthday.
Stunning surprises
And all kinds of gifts!
Live luxuriously, never have troubles,
Blind me with a bright smile,
To amaze everyone with beauty,
Conquer men's hearts!
May all your dreams come true,
May you be the happiest of all,
To give pleasure
You live every moment!
Today, on a glorious birthday,
Please accept our congratulations
And wishes for glorious years,
And thanks for lunch!
That, despite the turmoil,
You are still welcome to have guests!
Alas, I am not Pushkin, and not Khayyam,
But I give this reverent ode!
With you - into fire and water!
Accept admiration
And after reading, give me a hug!
Funny short birthday greetings
Be the most cheerful and the happiest,
Nice and gentle and the most beautiful
Be the most attentive, the most beloved,
Simple, charming, unique,
And kind, and strict, and weak, and strong,
Let troubles go out of the way in powerlessness.
Let everything you want come true.
Love, faith, hope, goodness to you!
Always catch men's gazes,
And only choose a prince!
And money - we don’t need enough -
May life resemble paradise!
Let your hair be stylish
And cellulite is alien to the figure,
Personal life - loving,
After all, sex gives us health!
I hasten with congratulations,
To wish for nothing -
A big bird of happiness
And relax in Cyprus!
Funny birthday greetings to a friend
My friend, happy birthday to you! I would like to wish that today brings you maximum positivity and as many fun moments as possible that you would like to remember later. I wish you to remain the same excellent, sympathetic friend, and also never lose those who are dear to you! Happy holiday!
What to wish a man on his birthday?
More useful business meetings,
And life is sweeter than the best jam,
And not to know sexual diseases...
To have more love in life,
Preferably several times a day!
So that all women love you
And they warmed the soul and the bed!
Buddy! Stop spinning like a squirrel in a wheel, stop working like a workaholic ant. You need to be inspired and happy, and for this you need to have a noisy and cheerful swarm of bee friends, listen to the trills of your loved one, the nightingale, and also be easy-going, like a moth!
Funny birthday greetings to a friend
I wish everything was as in the picture
Resorts, hotels, cafes, parties
I wish you the latest fashionable outfits
Flowers, compliments, admiring glances
I wish you to bloom and give smiles
And call your beloved friends more often!
Live, go crazy, have children,
And everything will be OK in life.
Love flowers, love their spirit,
Love boys, but not two.
Only envious people can claim that female friendship does not exist. I am ready to argue with them every day, clearly showing our friendship with you as an example. Today, dear, is your holiday - your birthday! This is the most significant date of the year, because today so many congratulations and gifts await you. And I, my beloved friend, wish you to be the happiest in the world, to enjoy every day you live. May you have no disappointments and problems, may your tears be only from joy or laughter. So that you have the most faithful, kind, loving man next to you, who will turn your life into a real fairy tale. May you love, prosperity, health, may all your most desired things come true, and may the light of our friendship warm you in the brightest and most difficult moments of life. Happy birthday my friend!
Let the rings shine on your hands,
And there will be a deposit in the bank.
Fortune will smile on you
So that the path to success is open!
Let it go without any delay
Your dreams come true -
Easy and fast. Happy Birthday!
Good luck, luck and love!
Let happiness stick dirty
Luck accompanies business,
Health, joy and success,
They are riding in the same harness with you.
Don't let finance sing
Sad romances for you.
Well, let fate give
In life there are only steep chances.
I send my congratulations
Cool words:
So that you can always be proud
Fleeting years
Not for a second
Happiness suddenly did not leave,
Only good things came true
Fortune tellers' predictions!
Cool funny birthday greetings
I wish you happiness, laughter,
Luck, success.
And life is just a fairy tale,
And from relatives only affection.
Let your dreams come true
Friends just smile.
Let problems be fun
Money rustles in my pockets.
Good luck - full chest!
Keep your feet up!
On your birthday I wish you
Eat in restaurants
Dress up in couture
Dollars in pockets.
To have a car, a yacht,
Villa somewhere in Saint-Tropez,
So that luck will certainly happen
In business and love to you.
I wish you on your birthday,
Attention your friends!
So that together - to the skating rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, tennis and museum!
So that life would be - well, just super!
There were fairy tales and flowers in it!
And you would be a queen,
Mistress of your own destiny!
Of course, all people love to celebrate a birthday, and one of the most enjoyable moments is receiving gifts. Every person at this time feels more significant in this world. Therefore, it is very important to be able to cheer up the birthday person. Funny phrases and funny poems. Any birthday greetings are small signs of attention. This way you can congratulate your close friends, relatives, or even just an acquaintance you like (without the risk of seeming intrusive). Of course, sometimes gags and jokes may be out of place, then they need to be replaced with serious phrases. Unfortunately, there are no specific instructions as to who will like what. In this case, you need to rely only on yourself and your sense of tact. For example, your neighbor’s birthday is coming soon; she should turn 60 years old. In order to choose the right congratulatory tone, take into account your age difference and the proximity of communication. In this case, you can choose the appropriate option.
A holiday greeting can be made original not only by the content itself, but also by the way you present it. You can write it in different fonts on your T-shirt, or you can take huge banners and go out with them under the windows of the hero of the occasion. There are a lot of good ideas, you just have to use your imagination. Don't forget to also send SMS with congratulations and best wishes. Do not hesitate to be creative - this will help you establish yourself from the best side.
Our website contains a lot of cool congratulations. You can congratulate your wife, friend, mother-in-law, girlfriend, work colleagues and many others in an original and humorous way. This will be appreciated not only by those to whom you are addressing your congratulations, but also by those around you.
I wish you great health!
So that your chest does not hang like a rag,
For pleasure once a week
Someone should do it for you!
And at dawn in the early morning, when there is no strength to wake up,
So that there is no alarm clock - damn it,
And wild sex woke you up!
To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
So that everything and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!
Let's drink to that three-letter word that men cherish and women value. So let’s drink to “Peace”, and three sips to what you were thinking about...
I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.
Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.
Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up on age! –
Getting old, but having sex!
...It’s probably time to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex.
Our verse to the one in whose honor this holiday is,
Who is the name-bearer, who is the prankster,
Who can do a lot now
After all, this is truly a high point!
It happens once a year for sure,
On which we certainly congratulate you,
Happy birthday, happy birthday to everyone,
Let happiness simply stun you!
Yes, even without drinking a glass, I feel intoxicated! Intoxication with joy, intoxication with your holiday, intoxication with you! Congratulations!
Birthday is cool
It's like the Kama Sutra
For an enthusiastic soul -
It’s so nice, at least dance!
There are the following reasons for drinking:
Funerals, holidays, meetings, farewells,
Christenings, weddings and divorce,
Frost, hunting, New Year,
Recovery, housewarming,
Sadness, repentance, joy,
Success at work, new rank
And just drunkenness for no reason.
Birthday is nice
You are the most important today!
Everyone says this -
My ears burn all day long!
What are the usual birthday greetings? Just look at any postcard sold on the counter of a bookstall - there is either a beautiful, lush poem or a long list of wishes. On a birthday they usually wish you health, happiness, and that all your dreams come true.
On your wedding day - live to see your golden wedding, live in love and peace for many years, give birth to wonderful children and many good words. In postcards for newborns, they write wishes for the baby to grow healthy and beautiful, and to obey his parents. Of course, many people will like such congratulations, but not everyone. A small child and teenager should not be congratulated with an elaborate and florid poem with many standard words.
Such wishes are too boring for them, they are unlikely to be remembered for a long time. But the birthday boy will probably like happy birthday wishes that are cool and unusual, with a twist. They will listen to such wishes with pleasure and maybe even tell them to their friends. However, happy birthday greetings, funny and original, are liked by many adults. To read such an unusual text at a gala evening, you need to know the birthday person well and his sense of humor, so as not to inadvertently offend with an inappropriately spoken word.
Funny birthday greetings that mention the Canaries and the “sweet life” can either amuse the birthday boy who is having financial difficulties or sound like a mockery. Who else should not be congratulated in this way? Bosses, older people and people you don’t know well (for example, neighbors in the stairwell).
In some cases, cool congratulations will look like familiarity, and in some cases, although they will not cause obvious negativity, they will not cause joy for the birthday person. Guests often make this mistake - they write wishes and buy cards that they themselves would like, forgetting that other people’s tastes may differ.
In order not to make a slight mistake,
With a birthday gift,
It's better to take a box of beer,
And provide congratulations.
And attach a funny poem,
With a cool rhyme Congratulations!
He is a very necessary talisman,
Will give money to your pocket,
It will definitely help in love
And introduce you to Miss Universe!
Will protect from all diseases,
Whether it's a migraine or laryngitis!
Read often, loudly, out loud,
And tone up, spirit!
I'm bringing it for your birthday
Sausage from the store,
For vodka, delicious cucumbers,
And delicious cabbage rolls,
Mineral waters for treatment,
Sweet cookies for tea.
There are many words for wishes,
Gifts, money and love,
Health, happiness and flowers,
And so as not to be lonely,
Catch my cool congratulations!
My gift is like a congratulation,
Verbal message in a couple of lines.
Ready for the birthday boy,
I read it again and again.
My congratulations are very sweet,
Like a ton of whole chocolates.
It contains a lot of vitamins,
Like proteins for an athlete!
It brings good luck.
Find a better job.
And in the future everything will work out!
It will save you from troubles and dirty tricks!
May my bright congratulations
Will become like a furious jerk
And the birthday boy will plunge
Get some alcohol in the fridge!
Let the body not get sick,
The girl will warm you in bed,
The penthouse will be awarded in the Maldives,
Always be so beautiful!
Dnyukha is the best day of the year,
No matter what they say!
Don't count the years
They just froze in the passport!
Can the plan be implemented?
After grabbing all the goodies,
Receive congratulations,
From serious people to fools.
Make your dreams come true!
Don't put it off until tomorrow!
And then you will appreciate
Life tastes quite good!
It's a fun day
A boy goes to his friend,
He brings his leaf as a gift,
It has an invigorating greeting:
You never fade away
Be more fragrant than tea
Forget about all this nonsense
And rest always, everywhere,
And smile from ear to ear,
Have friends like a can of sprat,
Let him lie in your bed,
The hottest dynamite!
I wish that WOW!
And never OXO-XO!
A little AX! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, so that it would be “WOW!!!”
And, so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes “WOW!”
"WOW!" - not nonsense,
"CAN'T BE!" - it's real,
“FUCK IT!” - let it be virtual.
"WOW!" - so that you often surprise,
“IT’S ALL KICKED”! - it wasn’t enough.
Your ears are burning today!
On your birthday from the heart
We are in a hurry to kick them for you,
Until we sat down to drink and eat.
The older you are, the stronger your ears!
May they have many more years to listen
From kind, loving friends
Confessions, toasts and matches!
Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!
I wish you on your birthday,
Attention your friends!
So that together - to the skating rink, to the theater,
To the cinema, tennis and museum!
So that life would be - well, just super!
There were fairy tales and flowers in it!
And you would be a queen,
Mistress of your own destiny!
Holidays are different
Some have ugly
Lots of booze...total...
Into the sewer.
But we are all chicks and farts,
We relax without boredom,
Happy Birthday to You,
All my friends congratulate me...and so do I!
